A young blonde girl was found perfectly preserved for 145 years
Construction workers found this 145-year-old lead and bronze coffin of a
young blonde girl buried under a San Francisco home they were
remodeling earlier this month.
The casket’s two windows revealed the perfectly preserved skin and long
blonde hair of the girl, who is believed to have died when she was three
years old. You can read more about the story here.
I get pregnant, throw a “gender reveal” party, cut open the cake to reveal a landslide of green m&ms. “what does green mean??” my relatives ask, scandalized. in their confusion, they fail to notice that the doors have been barred. they are now my captive audience. “settle in, folks,” I say, “it’s time for gender theory 101. I have slides.”
